Breaking News! Democrats now support a Wall

Breaking News!

Democrats now support a Wall

Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer announced today that they now support the building of wall and no longer care about spending. While the tons of narcotics, crime, threats of terrorism, and pandemic crossing the border from Mexico are of no concern, the threat of the Covington Catholic High School warrants spending money on what was once an immoral structure.

The wall would be designed to prevent prolife activists from leaving the school and committing hate crimes against Native American Activists such as Nathan Phillips, such as smirking while wearing a Make America Great Again Hat. Nathan Phillips has already survived numerous encounters with right wing extremists, such as the Indian Party at Easter Michigan University that was able to vanish before proof of it's existence could be verified. This time, Phillips had to withstand smirking from a prolife teenager, a wound worthy of at least 2 purple hearts even if he didn't actually go or claim to serve in the Vietnam War.

Below are proposals for The Covington Catholic High School Safe Space American Wall

Construction of this wall will not be delayed by OSHA regulations, EPA studies or Union Contract Disputes. The State Department has already found enough money to fund the project. Government will save you Pro Unborn Baby smiling activist with MAGA hats. 

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